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| Hello humans! Well, not uch has been going on in
doggy world. I missed my girls terribly when they went away for a few
days, but they came back because they love me! I found out that my new
love intrest was milk bones with peanut butter on top. YUMMY! I
had fun with a girl named Spring for a couple of days, and i was a good
doggie. But me and Kelli(Springs friend) had some minor
misunderstandings. I hope it doesnt come back to haunt her. I was
dissapointed when my girls came back, but were too tired to play with
me.  Oh well. Now that they have had
their time to recooperate, and help me type up this post, i have to and
beg mom to take me for a walk.
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| i keep on trying to catch these flmaing balls on my xanga but i cant.
then i tried to catch them with my mouse(why do they call it that?) and
ended up on this Sprite advertisement site. Clearly i have the best
dunk face right? How can you resist this face? *makes puppy eyes and
cocks head, wags tail slightly*
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| Dust bunnies! Bunnies taste yummy! *licks lips* But seriously, my dream
thinking chair would be made of the same fuzz they use for tennis
balls. It would have a little sac thing sewed on the side filled with
bacon flavored milkbones. *yummy* 
It
would be big, and it would be comfy, and it would smell like everyone
in my family. *wags tail* And intead of a massage, it would rub my
tummy instead. And when i commanded it to, it would transport me to a
dog park in New York. *sigh* If only there was a chair like that.
I tag Friday, mom, and JTG12892.
Now you guys have to describe your dream thinking chair!
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| Well, today was eventful, i managed to get out this morning and run
around a bit. Luckily nobody was there to catch me, and nobody noticed
i was gone until my people came back from church. One of the gates had
been left open by mistake. It was fun while it lasted. When i came back inside i was really wet, so mom had to dry me off.
Yesterday was really good. I got really neglected on
Friday, but yesterday i got a lot of attention. I love it when Mr. Rupp
comes to play poker, cause he playes with me, and he scratches me all
over my back, and it feels sooo good.
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| What is your name?: Ronin Wiese
Are you named after anyone?: Ronin means samurai warrior without a master.
What's your screename?: RoninDog
Do you want to name a child of yours after you?: I cant have pups...
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: Hmmm...Trixie?
If
you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: Trixie. *wags tail*
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name
constantly?: No.
Basics
Your gender: Male
Single?: yes
Birthdate:: 8-26-03(I think)
Your age:: 2(in dog years, im about 15 or 16)
Age you act:: Grandma, and Aunt Ariel keep saying i act like a two year old.
Age you wish you were:: 2
Your height: My shoulder length is about 2ft.
Eye color:: gold
Happy with it?: yes
Hair color:: Black with creme...lol...sounds like coffee.
Happy with it?: *sigh* I wish i had a little caramel, but its ok, mom says im cute, so im ok with it i guess.
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: I dont really use either, im a mouthy.
Your living arrangement:: I live with my moms folks.
Your family:: Mom, Aunt Ariel, Unce Logan, Grandpa, and Grandma. Uncle Landon is living out of town right now, i kinda miss him.
Have any pets?: Lol, thats supposed to be a secret.
Whats your job?: Family pet, and tresspasser killer.
Piercings?: no
Tattoos?: ... thats classified
Obsessions?: tennis balls
Addictions?: peanut butter
Do you speak another language?: Yes, its called BEG!
Have
a favorite quote?: "Whoever feeds you is your god."
Do you have a webpage?: Yes, my xanga.
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: Yes
Do
you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Not when they are barking at
a member of my family, or tresspassing onto our property before i get
to smell them.
Do you have any secrets?: lol, someone eventually finds out.
Do
you hate yourself?: no
Do you have any bad habits?: lol
What is the compliment you get from most people?: Hes such a BIG dog!
If
a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Close encounters of the furred kind.
What's your biggest fear?: Being left alone in the house.
Can you sing?: lol...yes, but nobody else likes it except me.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: Everyone who knows me know i dont have to act cool.
Are you a loner?: lol no...only when im depressed.
What are your ..1 priorities in life?: MORE PEANUT BUTTER!
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Ya, i think im a loveable dog.
Are you a daredevil?: lol, i think so, but my mom always ends up mad at me, and Uncle Logan gets even madder.
Is
there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: I dont like it when
people are afraid of me, i get this bad vibe from them, and it really
freaks me out.
Are you passive or agressive?: I think im aggressive, when needs be. But im very passive as well. It depends...
Do you have a journal?: Xanga...
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: My greatest strength is
catching things with my mouth, my greatest weakness is frisbees, i
totally dont get those things. All they are good for is chewing.
If
you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: Umm...nothing.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Yes...lol...
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: I regret not burying that bread crust last night...i shoulda done that.
Do you think life has been good so far?: Well, i did jump from person to person, but now that i found mom, im happy.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Always unbury your milkbone before it rains.
What do you like the most about your body?: My tail! *wags tail*
And least?: I dont know...
Do you think you are good looking?: What kind of question is that?! Of course i do!
Are you confident?: Yes, but not with that crazy man down the street
with the stick that makes a lot of noise. (gun, its a long story)
What is the fictional character you are most like?: ?...The phantom of
the opera. Loved by the ladies, and i have a "mask" on my face.
Are you perceived wrongly?: *sigh* Yes...people like to think im
vicious cause im big, but in reality im just another big softy.
Do You...
Smoke?: no
Do drugs?: no
Read the newspaper?: Is that what its for?
Pray?: yes
Go to church?: no, only on rare occasions.
Talk to strangers who IM you?: no
Sleep with stuffed animals?: lol, no. I want to sleep with tennis balls, but mom wont let me.
Take walks in the rain?: No, again, mom wont let me, says it makes me smell bad
Talk to people even though you hate them?: No, i just bark at them.
Drive?: No, not legally.
Like
to drive fast?: I love it when the person im driving with drives fast!
I just like to hang my head out the window. its soooo much fun!
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: yes, its big and scares mean people
Hurt yourself?: not intentionally
Been
out of the country? No
Eaten something that made other people sick? Lol...another secret.
Been in love?: Yes, with mom.
Done drugs?: No
Gone skinny dipping?: lol...we wont go there.
Had a medical emergency?: No, not yet.
Had surgery?: lol...yes.
Ran away from home?: NO!
Played strip poker?: no
Gotten beaten up?: Ok, i was a little pup, and we were just playing!
Beaten someone up?: No, mom wont let me.
Been picked on?: Yes...long story.
Been on stage?: No
Slept outdoors?: No, i sleep in the crate.
Thought about suicide?: No.
Pulled an all nighter?: no
Gone one day without food?:  ...people do that?!
Talked on the phone all night?: No
Slept all day?: No, but i have taken naps during the day time.
Killed someone?: no
Thought you're going crazy?: lol...everybody does that. But i know im not.
Been betrayed?: yes
Had a dream that came true?: No.
Broken the law?: Lol...no...
Met a famous person?: No.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: No..its all intentional.
On purpose?: yes
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: LOL! I cant talk. I just sit there and giggle.
Stolen anything?: Yes...lol...another secret.
Been on radio/tv?: No.
Been in a mosh-pit?: Whats a mosh pit?
Had a nervous breakdown?: Lol...yes, but only on rare occasions.
Bungee jumped?: No...but it sounds like fun.
Had a dream that kept coming back?: No
Beliefs
Believe in life on other planets?: Sometimes, but i cant be certain.
Miracles?: yes
Astrology?: no
Magic?: no
God?: My mom does...so i guess he must exist.
Satan?: Does he come in the form of a FedEx guy?
Santa?: Yes, i KNOW he exists, cause he brought me peanut butter cookies for christmas.
Ghosts?: no
Luck?: no
Love at first sight?: YES! i love you mommy!
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: no
Witches?: no
Easter bunny?: BUNNIES!!!!!!!!
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: Yes...its my job.
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: no
Do you wish on stars? no
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Ummm...yes?
Do
you think God has a gender?: Is she neutered? ( i sincerely hope no one
gets offended by this, this is all just a joke, and please dont take it
too seriously.-Ariel)
Do you believe in going to church?: I like people? But again, i dont get to go all that often.
Where
do you think we go when we die?: To the golden fire hydrant of course!
Friends (idk = more than one person)
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: lol...you shouldnt be asking a dog these things.
Who is your best friend?: Mom, and Aunt Ariel. But everyone is my best friend once they rub my tummy.
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: *sigh* ...mom, sometimes she knows too much.
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: "RONIN...OUT!"
Your favorite inside joke?: Lol...i dont really have any inside jokes.
Thing you're picked on most about?: nothing in particular.
Who's your longest known friend?: Mom
Newest?: I make so many, its hard to keep track of them all.
Shyest?: I don’t think any of my friends are really shy
Funniest?: Mom
Sweetest?: Mom
Closest?: Mom
Weirdest?: Mom
Smartest?: Aunt Ariel (gee, and she cant even spell check -Joanna)( I do some of it intentionally joanna!-Ariel)
Ditziest?: I don’t have ditzy friends
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Mom and Aunt Ariel when they're away.
Last person you talked to online?: no one.
Who do you talk to most online?: no one
Who are you on the phone with most?: no one
Who do you trust most?: Mom
Who listens to your problems?: Its hard to get their attention, but its hard to say which one listens more.
Who do you fight most with?: The towel
Who's the nicest?: Mom
Who's the most outgoing?Mom
Who's the best singer?: Grandma
Who's on your bad-list?: The guy down the street with the stick that makes a lot of noise.
Who's your second family?: Ummm...i only have one. lol
Do you always feel understood?: lol...no...
Who's the loudest friend?: Mom
Do you trust others easily?: If my family trusts them,and they let me smell them, then i trust them.
Who's house were you last at?: Umm...last time i went out i went to taco bueno.
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: Moms.
Do your friends know you?: I sure hope they do!
Friend that lives farthest away: Uhhh... i dont know.
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: lol, no.
What do you find romantic?: Milk bones with peanut butter on top, that has love written all over it.
Turn-on?: Interesting smells.
Turn-off?: Frightened people.
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u
feel?: ...?...i dont know...lol. That was taken from me a while ago.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?: I would like to smell them first.
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy
out? Again, i dont know.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: All girls find me sexy! *wags tail*
What
is best about the opposite sex?: They give the best hugs, and tummy rubs. *sigh*
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: They sometime get scared of me, and dont want to rub my tummy.
What's
the last present someone gave you?: A tennis ball with a rope on one
end, i totally dont understand why you would put a rope on a perfectly
good tennis ball, so i had to chew the rope off. But Uncle Logan gave
it to me for christmas.
Are you in love?: Mom! again!
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: Pizza guy
You wanted to kill?: Pizza guy
That you laughed at?: Pizza guy
That laughed at you?: Uncle Logan
You went shopping with?: Ive never been shopping before.
That broke your heart?: Mom, she left me a couple of weeks ago, and didnt come back for several days.
To disappoint you?: Aunt Ariel, she didnt get up this morning when i wanted her to.
To make you cry? I dont cry i whimper, and it was Aunt Ariel, but she finally let me out, so it was all cool.
To brighten up your day?: family, and friends.
That you thought about?: Uhhh...Mom?
You saw a movie with?: I totally dont get movies.
You talked to on the phone?: No one.
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: no one.
You saw?: Sam, i think. Last Tuesday.
You lost? Teddy, my tennis ball.  . He couldnt take the pressure, and he just broke apart, so my mom had to throw him away...i miss him.
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: Only to go to the bathroom.
Will it be with your significant other?: My significant other is Mom.
Or some random person?: No...
What are you wearing right now?: A burgundy collar.
Body part you're touching right now: ?...I dont understand this question.
What are you worried about right now?: Nothing really...
What book are you reading?: Im currently reading this book about golden retrievers.
What's on your mousepad?: MICE!!!!!!*wags tail and licks lips.*
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: I want some peanut butter.
Are you bored?: yes
Are you tired?: no
Are you talking to anyone online?: no
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: no
Are you lonely or content?: content
Are you listening to music?: not at this second no. | | |
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